Displayed inside a showcase on the elevated floor of the Melbourne Cricket Ground sits a vibrant pink ensemble performed in by the entertainer. The concert in front of a massive crowd of spectators was hailed as a major hit.
You might not like his music. Maybe you feel he is the greatest gift to music the world has ever seen. Or you could adopt a middle ground, conceding that some songs are fantastic while others are terrible.
The key argument is that enjoyment can be delivered diversely. Tastes vary. There is no universal formula to craft art or even five-day cricket.
The Peerless Spectrum of The Long Game
Test cricket boasts peerless complexity. It is hard to think of another sport where the playing is so dependent on external factors.
The weather, the session, the cricket ball – the list is endless. Crucially is the pitch.
If the long game is an artistic pursuit, the strip is the foundation on which the cricketers craft their legacy.
A Broken-Down Battle: The Fourth Test
The fourth Ashes Test between Australia and England was Test cricket cubism, the great game dismantled and reconstructed in an unusual manner.
This is not a endorsement of the wicket which resulted in a triumph and the another short match of the Ashes battle.
Leaving 10mm of grass on the surface, causing 36 wickets falling in less than a brief period, is not an even battle between bat and ball.
A Rich Tapestry: The Core of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a inferior show, one that should be marked with an asterisk as inauthentic, is mistaken.
Test cricket is a diverse canvas, a long history and still growing. On occasion, like in Melbourne, the cricket ball moves excessively for the seamers. Sometimes, it turns square on a dust bowl. Sometimes, the pitch is dead, other times it spits like a cobra.
The exciting finishes are all the more thrilling due to the investment made elsewhere.
Problem Solving: The True Test
Certain variables are embraced more easily than others.
The contention in at the MCG was that the equilibrium was skewed excessively towards the bowlers. That the best players were unable from demonstrating their skill.
The format is about problem solving – assessing the wicket and adjusting accordingly. The best individual scores were made by world-class players. One team committed more errors than the other, and thus lost.
Sheer Celebration: For Those Who Waited
Attempt to convince the supporters who have endured years of defeat that this wasn't compelling.
Among the crowd of the stadium, a sea of people made noise and chanted, fostering a carnival vibe in a stronghold of Australian cricket.
There was hope as the attack surged, momentum when the top order scored quickly, and rapturous celebration when the win was achieved.
Extreme Ends: The Variety of Test Matches
The MCG has form with controversial surfaces. In the past, a match there featured a pitch with all the life of a a non-event.
That contest was a slog, with minimal action and slow play. This recent match and that previous match are polar opposites of the range – both are not perfect, yet historical weight can be attached to them.
At this stage into the ongoing battle, it is the quick finishes that will live longest in the collective consciousness.
"It's not the death of the long game at all," commented a veteran. "Fans who have been fortunate to see these short time have been treated to some fantastic sport. A unique show."
Baby Steps: A Glimmer of Hope
In the lead-in to this Test, the captain addressed the media like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his mind.
The team delivered for him, reinstating the smile to his face.
Emerging talents performed with key contributions. These are incremental gains, hardly enough to guarantee long-term futures, but a foundation to build on.
Ultimately, this MCG win is added to other historic performances in dead rubbers.
As the crowd left into a glorious Melbourne evening, the squad congregated on the turf to commence their own festivities.
Savour the moment, lads. You've earned this one.